Really, what are you happy about?
I'm sure the 'smoldering' gaze distracts them from the hair.
Sideshow Dumbass
The Case of the Murdered Barber
Oh my God, um... ick?
Bad hair crosses the species boundary.
Shockingly cute!
Smells great? It looks like an ass made of hair.
Hair? Good. Head full of pigeon crap? Bad.