9 Worst Christmas Songs Ever. EVER!
Please, recognize that I had to listen to all nine of these for you, and try to... enjoy?
Barbra Streisand's 'Jingle Bells'
Like she must be on speed you think, then she slows down erratically. Fast tempo? Slow tempo? Confused tempo!
'Macarena Christmas'
Do I have to really comment on this one?
Jose Feliciano's 'Feliz Navidad'.
OK, stop the anger, it was a good song, but along with Springsteen's 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', hearing this one every 12 minutes has ruined it for me.
And do I really have to like it just because he is Hispanic and blind?
Destinys Child, '8 Days of Christmas'
Right out of the popular music mold, but so crass, an anthem to materialism.
Forget a partridge in a pear tree, this Christmas isn't complete until he gives you a Mercedes!
It's good to see the world has turned it's back on the Beyonce machine for once.
Alvin and the Chipmunks 'The Christmas Song'
I'll only say nobody should try to follow Nat King Cole, especially helium voiced rodents.
Mariah Carey, 'All I Want For Christmas'
Surely this sentiment from such a prima donna is the single most insincere thing you will hear this season.
Unfortunately if you listen to Christmas radio you may hear it every half-hour.
Bummer.
No Doubt's 'Oi to the World'
Now truthfully, Gwen Stefani is in my every dream.
I LOVE her, LOVE HER!
Don't tell Gavin but those two children are the love children of Gwen and I.
But this song, it's just too much, too fast, too loud.
Cyndi Lauper's 'Christmas Conga'
I couldn't finish listening to it.
Please let me know if it all turns out well...
'Christmas Shoes' by Newsong.
Who are Newsong?
Why did this song rate a movie?
It's so dreary, so miserably and intentionally depressing.
I can see the singers and producer in the studio rubbing their hands together and smiling over the idea of the consumers of treacle and pap buying multiple copies for their little nephews and nieces!
The kid wants some shoes to give his mom who is going to die so she will look good for Jesus!
I can see Jesus also- "Welcome to Heaven. WOW girl, are those shoes Christian Louboutin's. So beautiful, and so... Christian"!
