26 Hilariously Funny or Bad Store Signs

Weiners. In a supporting "roll". Funny.

A play on the Bible tale works great for a clever name for a medical supply store.

Something always seems to get lost in the translation from Chinese to English.

More like Dead Cow!

This one really makes the ladies relax while getting their hair styled, right?

If in doubt on a store name in a country out of the United States, just call it Google.

Yes, they just may be.

Again with the Google, this time in a "fashion" store.

Unfortunate initials, or clever bilingual play on words.

I'm sure it is One in a Million. Maybe not the right one though.

"International Sauces?"

WTF. Every teen text messenger's favorite Mac computer store!

It's the heart design that makes it cute, you see.

Retarded Children Thrift Store. Nothing like a direct and to the point name!

MySpace Store? I guess Google was already being used?

Nasty Buffet. Truth in advertising?

No really, it's a petshop and grooming salon for dogs and cats.

'Sofa So Good'. You have to say it right to get the joke.

Stravations? It might be a store that sells health supplies, vitamins, maybe diet plan foods and books?

Flatulence was a little wordy.

I do not want to see what Dick's little brother named his store.

Mai Thai, You Thai, We Thai.

Shakespeare had no part in the writing of this play... on words.

Things and stuff. I havn't been so confused since I tried to figure out what notions were.

You go pick a toy out with Mom at Toys 'R' Us, Dad will be in shortly.

Drug Trip Store. No need to track down the junior high kid next door anymore.





5 Comments:
Juan in a Million has the best breakfast taco ever: The Don Juan. If you are ever in Austin you must try it out! Yum.
Oh dear gosh. "Big Dick's Halfway Inn" made me laugh SO hard. Which was awkward, as I was trying not to wake my roommate up.
Then I realized that it's in the 573 area code - which means it's south-central Missouri. Probably the Lake of the Ozarks area. Please don't judge the rest of us based off of that.
We will cut you some slack as you are a Robot Nine reader!
You might make fun of it, but Juan In A Million has the BEST Mexican food in Austin, Texas! Best service. Best owner handshake.
Then they are truly Juan In A Million, though we love Mexican food so they may only be Juan In A Hundred Thousand!
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