26 Hilariously Funny or Bad Store Signs


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Weiners. In a supporting "roll". Funny.

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A play on the Bible tale works great for a clever name for a medical supply store.

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Something always seems to get lost in the translation from Chinese to English.

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More like Dead Cow!

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This one really makes the ladies relax while getting their hair styled, right?

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If in doubt on a store name in a country out of the United States, just call it Google.

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Yes, they just may be.

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Again with the Google, this time in a "fashion" store.

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Unfortunate initials, or clever bilingual play on words.

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I'm sure it is One in a Million. Maybe not the right one though.

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"International Sauces?"

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WTF. Every teen text messenger's favorite Mac computer store!

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It's the heart design that makes it cute, you see.

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Retarded Children Thrift Store. Nothing like a direct and to the point name!

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MySpace Store? I guess Google was already being used?

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Nasty Buffet. Truth in advertising?

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No really, it's a petshop and grooming salon for dogs and cats.

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'Sofa So Good'. You have to say it right to get the joke.

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Stravations? It might be a store that sells health supplies, vitamins, maybe diet plan foods and books?
Or just the clerks don't get a lunch break.

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Flatulence was a little wordy.

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I do not want to see what Dick's little brother named his store.

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Mai Thai, You Thai, We Thai.

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Shakespeare had no part in the writing of this play... on words.

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Things and stuff. I havn't been so confused since I tried to figure out what notions were.

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You go pick a toy out with Mom at Toys 'R' Us, Dad will be in shortly.

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Drug Trip Store. No need to track down the junior high kid next door anymore.
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5 Comments:

Anonymous,  August 24, 2009 1:46 PM  

Juan in a Million has the best breakfast taco ever: The Don Juan. If you are ever in Austin you must try it out! Yum.

Kate November 2, 2009 11:29 PM  

Oh dear gosh. "Big Dick's Halfway Inn" made me laugh SO hard. Which was awkward, as I was trying not to wake my roommate up.

Then I realized that it's in the 573 area code - which means it's south-central Missouri. Probably the Lake of the Ozarks area. Please don't judge the rest of us based off of that.

Robot Nine November 2, 2009 11:52 PM  

We will cut you some slack as you are a Robot Nine reader!

Anonymous,  December 10, 2009 8:06 PM  

You might make fun of it, but Juan In A Million has the BEST Mexican food in Austin, Texas! Best service. Best owner handshake.

Robot Nine December 10, 2009 9:51 PM  

Then they are truly Juan In A Million, though we love Mexican food so they may only be Juan In A Hundred Thousand!

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