"Hello, glad you could stop in. Just make yourself at home. Curl up on the couch if you like. I was just about to run to 'Whataburger'. Want something? No... Well, if the mountain of trash catches fire I left a fire extinguisher on the coffee table for you. Be back in a minute."
"Holy crap dude, look what you did! Your drink is sideways on the end table. It almost spilled out and stained my carpet!"
"Hey, if you get hungry go in the kitchen and make yourself a snack. Just move the ironing board and the few little things I left on the counter. And grab the Febreze, the sofa is a little bit musty today."
"Feel free to use the computer while you are here. Hope you don't mind the plastic keyboard cover I use. Wouldn't want the keyboard to get dusty and dirty, would we?"
"Did I ever tell you my three favorite things in the entire world? Surfing the Internet, smoking cigarettes, and Whataburger! But not necessarily in that order."
"I left some drinks and stuff on the computer for you. Make yourself at home and enjoy."
"By the way, the bathroom is down the hall on the left. Sorry it's a little messy, it's that damn cat, he leaves such a bad odor in my place. I may have to get rid of him."
"If you get tired go lay in my bed. I just changed the sheets. Last year. By the way, did I tell you I am moving and the landlord said I am not getting my deposit back? What a jerk!"
These photos are of a real apartment in Houston, Texas. A little beyond messy. Thanks for sharing these Debbi!
Russian Apartment Filled to Ceiling with Trash!
Another Horribly Dirty Apartment!
