Trailer Trash Dolls. The Perfect Gift and I'm Not Lyin' Through My Tooth!

Robot Nine presents the perfect gift for the person that has everything or for that good natured cousin of yours, the one back home that lives up in the hills. Trailer Trash Dolls!

Jerwayne Junior "15 of them beers and yer still ugly."


Trash Talkin' Turleen "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two."


Do people stop at your house every weekend thinking you are having a garage sale?Do you like the mullet and wife beater t-shirt combo?Are family reunions a good place to meet women?You might like owning Jerwayne Junior.


Have you been married three times and have the same in-laws?Do you think the 'Star Spangled Banner' ends with "Gentlemen, start your engines?"Have you ever let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids?Then barefoot and pregnant Turleen might be your can of beer. TrailerTrashDoll.com




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