24 Odd and Funny Book Titles and Covers

Mine mostly says "I Want To Be Left Alone".Own it.

The reason I am divorced.Own it.

Be handy while you still can!Own it.

When my copy arrived in the mail I was sorely dissapointed.Own it.

Ewwww! Who knew this was done.Knitting with dog hair? And I have been trying to keep it off of the couch all this time?Own it.

Common sense perfect book title!Own it.

How these horse stories are different from the other horse stories we don't know.But I bet more men buy this book than women!Own it.

You didn't even know you had any cheese problems did you?You do.Own it.

You read the subtitle correctly, the author has found the cure for depression in a most surprising manner. Guess there is some truth to being a tight-ass!Own it.

Making the classics cool for teenage bys everywhere!Own it.

Now you know wyy they were always buying all that rope and forever practicing knots.Out of print, own something about it.

'Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers'Not by John GrishamUnavailable when this was written but still listed.

My snake hasn't been the same lately either, ever since the 'Quilt in a Day' lady!Own it.

An old tome, just to show that the old "pull my finger" goes way, way back!Example.

I asked the librarian for a copy of 'Walden' and got this.Own it.


But before you go to live with them be sure to make yourself a fancy coffin!

They look like an Abercrombie ad, right?

Neither vegetarian nor animal lover? Do you have to choose, even if you are Hitler?Own it.

Ewwww. I think my humanure is trying to tell me something, probably to just go to the grocery store.Own it.

Because '25 Years and Still Riding' didn't have the same style.Own it.

Followed by the sequel book 'How to Get Stains Out of Pants'.Own it.

Nothing is more frightening than being spatulaed!Own it.

What is the sound of one man pulling his own finger?Own it.
Read it? I could have wrote it!Own it.

9 Very Unfortunate Book Covers Here!