Creepy Russian Playgrounds Will Astound You!
A Brown Clown. Yes, it rhymes. This is as creepy as any Hollywood monster movie character.
Teletubby Cosmonaut. Don't ask, don't tell.
The leaning playground swing of Leningrad. It's world famous.
According to the source those are not pretty words on the playground pig.
Super low budget playground has a branch with a face as a piece of play equipment.
If you were the danicng Russian bear you would look scared too. That is if you were standing next to a crazed looking Asian sword bearing Ninja man.
The younger children especially love the huge and menacing doctor threatening them with a giant hypodermic needle.
A bug eyed elf with an evil instrument of torture. Go play kids, have fun!
The doctor has a nurse who resembles Sasquatch and has apparantly kidnapped a terrified rabbit. Nurse Ratchet it up a notch or three I say.
Some mysterious dragon, giraffe combination has fallen with his mouth open, inviting little children to come in.
Like those glorious looking communist work posters full of healthy, happy, and fictional workers, this playground has a giant gear as the toy. You can't get used to the idea of the collective too soon you know. Or the gulag!
Headless statues decorate this playground for children. I am sure equally creepy stone heads decorate the bedrooms of some local teenagers.
What a perfectly cute set of statues representing childhood enthusiasm. In a psych ward, that is.
No better playhouse could exist than a heavily fortified model of the Kremlin. I can see the little future spies having a ball convincing their playmates to tell them their secrets.
A topless mermaid. This would never go over well in the uptight-to-the-point-of-a-sphincter-implosion West. (Remember the US Attorney General putting clothes on the topless statues in Washington D.C.? Here in Texas a group successfully protested a restaurant and an Italian theme mall had to put a loincloth on a replica of Michelangelo's David that was displayed over 50 feet in the air on the top of the building. The same statue that is displayed openly in Florence, Italy!)
This rabbit looks pretty well astounded. I am too if this is supposed to be a see-saw. More like just a see.
Crazy and incoherent welding, someone's dad must be a muffler man. At least it's not creepy though.
Satan as King holding Pandora's Box?
Obese topless man being strangled by a tree. 'The Evil Dead' playground?
This little pig looks surprised that we caught him urinating on the playground equipment.
We here at Robot Nine could find nothing but good to say about this piece of Russian playground equipment!
