Odd Products You Might Not Be Interested In

Mrs. Snerdley in English Comp 101 back in college was a real stickler for the proper use and placement of commas. This cool T-shirt has a 'Comma Sutra' design that takes the strange placement of commas to positions Mr. Snerdly was probably never allowed to know!Sack Wear $15.00



OK, this is more of a prank or an art project, but what a cool oddity. A flashlight candle. Almost an oxymoron, like JUMBO shrimp. Also, almost as dumb as a cell phone with a rotary dial!

'SumSeeds' also known as 'Speed Seeds' have all the tasty goodness of your regular sunflower seeds but thay have added caffiene, taurine, lysine, all that good stuff that gives you a kick in the seat when you drink an energy drink.Perfect for that borderline hyper kid whose parents you wanna toy with!Now available in salt and pepper, honey BBQ, and dill pickle flavors.SumSeeds


Hilary Clinton Toilet BrushFirst offered when she was Senator Clinton so that she could clean up any smears on her reputation now that she is Secretary of State she can clean up cesspools around the world!Democrats don't fret, there is also a George W. Bush version, and even an Osama bin Laden toilet brush. Maybe they can use that brush to help flush him out of hiding.OK manufacturer, we are waiting for the Obama brush???The Original Bowl Buddy $19.95

What to do with all of that excess energy after downing a Billy Boy energy drink, perhaps washing down a few SumSeeds at the same time?A quick scan of the can labeling should reveal what the manufacturer has in mind. A little research revealed that the drink is made by a condom company and includes a condom!Would you want to walk around with that drink?BevNet rating is only a 3, calling it a Red Bull knockoff flavor wise.


Another entry into the energy drinks of dubious reputation would be 'Erectus', made in Prague, Czech Republic. Travelers sometimes buy one and only then look closely at the label which promises "stimulation". Strangely the worldwide obsession with energy drinks is very strong in Nigeria. My favorite quote from a drinker is “I love energy drinks as they help keep sleep at bay”.


Gun Shaped Egg FryerWhat better way to send little Johnny off to school each morning than to fry him some eggs in the shape of a weapon. Very exciting. You do realize that those Mickey Mouse pancakces will make your boy a wimp, right?Things You Never Knew Existed Now $5.97


It appears that the company sells the handgun model but they make others. You might have to track them down if you need a higher caliber weapon. Sorry!Did I mention that you can use these forms for pancakes, cookies, and pizza too. Gun cookies for little Johnnies next bake sale. You Mom of the year you!


Feeling antisocial after that all Dawn of the Dead fest? Unleash your own flesh eating zombie on the world. Sit back and watch as this lumbering dullard digs into and finishes off your friends and family.The gift for that person who truly does have everything. A radio control zombie!Oh, don't get too excited by the awesome and deceptive photo. That must be an elf holding the remote as the zombie is only 7.75 inches tall!Think Geek $24.95


Feeling remorseful after unleashing the undead on humanity? All is well as now you can simply and easily, for a price, reserve a spot in Heaven. The basic kit includes your name listed in the Book of Light, a ticket to Heaven, your official Heaven ID card, and the Heaven 101 guidebook.Reserve A Spot In Heaven $12.79Have some enemies you don't wish to spend eternity with. Do yourself a favor and for them...Reserve A Spot In Hell $12.79


Amazing, you make a joke about a rotary dial cell phone and then sure enough one pops up. I guess they are trying to open up new markets such as older folks who might be uncomfortable with cell phones.This phone is endorsed by the AARP, features a large old-style rotary dial that alters the signal to digital tones, and something the manufacturer calls BlueHair technology.Rotary Dial Cell Phone $99.99


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