Real Dolls. Expensive Realistic Dolls Provide Love And More For Lonely Men.

No, no, stop and read.
We have definitely not become that kind of website!
But Robot Nine loves the weird and creepy and what could be creepier than men paying $6,499 for ultra-realistic (if you happen to be extraordinarily endowed and like laying around the house waiting to be abused) women dolls!


Real Dolls offers buyers the choice of 10 female body styles and 16 different faces that are interchangeable!
They can support 400 pounds and withstand 300% elongation.
Does that mean twisting or stretching?
Creepy!


Anatomically correct silicone rubber gives a realistic flesh-like feel, especially if you haven't touched a real woman in like ever.


The order form is extremely detailed.
Buyers specify face and body style, eye and hair color, eye shadow and liner colors, even natural, trimmed, or shaved.
An extra cup size is an astounding $850! That's a big chunk of real life pricing on a cup size!
Must be the medical malpractice insurance.

Some men even purchase two or more creating their own little inanimate harem.
The website features plenty of testimonials from well satisfied customers.

"I'm so satisfied with My Isabel! She's beautiful, as real as I required. She has arrived about one year ago, and I've never expected she could have been so cute. When I opened the crate I gaped... Bellissima!!!" - Giovanni


Wow, she looks almost normal and real.
Better still she can stand up to 300 degrees Fahrenheit of heat, nothing will stick to her silicone skin, she is odorless and flavorless, and the website says she is "cheaper than most alternatives".
You'll save on divorce attorneys, that's for sure.


She offers a "wide range of joint movement".
Like a gymnast on Quaaludes, we suppose.

"I have had my RealDoll for just over 7 months now, and she (Sandy) is amazing!! When I opened her crate and saw her!!! WOW!!!! Even the best pix don’t do them justice!!! As I tell folks in the [doll] forum who are getting their first doll, "when you uncrate her, you’re gonna need a spatula...... not to pry open the door........but to scoop your jaw off the floor when you see her!!!" - CJD (The buyers love exclamation marks almost as much as Robot Nine!!!!)


They also offer a new line called 'Boy Toy' based on the anime and comic book look.
Hey, if you are spending that kind of money for realism you might as well make her less realistic.
Robot Nine has had a little fun here but don't discount the idea.
We love creepy stuff and applaud the company. Last years sales were 2 million dollars and they employ 14 people.
In this economy they are doing what they can and are taking off the $500 shipping charge!

"I happily received my RealDoll, Neiika (as I’ve named her) yesterday – and she arrived in perfect condition. She’s just amazing. I am astounded by how realistic she looks and feels. She is beyond doubt a beautiful work of art!" - Mark
(Did you notice they all name the dolls. Creepy.)


Sorry ladies.
For several years Charlie was offered for the ladies, or men who wanted a male companion.
Look, he's already piled up on the couch, ignoring you and watching sports like a typical man!
Don't worry though, I forgot to mention that any of the female figures can be ordered with extra male parts!
Now that's versatility!