Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare

10. Your annual breast exam is scheduled at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor instruct you to take a left after you enter the trailer park.
8. The tongue depressors your doctor uses taste faintly like Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist available in your new plan is Gus, moonlighting from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item under preventative care in the handbook begins "An apple a day..."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.
4. The line "Patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little 'M's printed on them.
1. You asked for Viagra. They gave you a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.
Thanks for sharing this Tracy!





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