The Strangest Tan Lines We Have Ever Seen.
Real Or Fraud?
Why, Oh Why?
(4 Images)

What do you think of these tan lines? Enjoy the pix and then be sure to take the poll at the end of the post.


Notice what appears to be electrical tape on the young man's chest. This was used to block the tanning bed lights and create the pattern.



Is there a reason there is a rooster, otherwise known as a cock, above his... navel?


We wonder if he applied the tape on each trip to the tanning salon or is he an idiot and this is a sunburn?


And a fishhook above his crack. What is this kid fishing for anyway?

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23 Comments:

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 9:02 AM  

I call bullshit. See the tape in the first photo? It's puckered, which means UV would be able to weasel it's way in and those tan lines wouldn't be so precise.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 10:56 AM  

Is that a third nipple?

Kristen October 25, 2009 12:15 PM  

it's probably kinesiotape and these pictures are definitely pshopped. he probably had a funky looking tan, though.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 12:37 PM  

Multiply baby. As if only you know photoshop.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 1:12 PM  

I vote that it was a spray tan, no way would be get that tan in one trip and be that precise everytime.

Brian October 25, 2009 2:17 PM  

photoshop for sure,
you can tell from some of the pixels,
I've seen a lot of shops in my day

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 2:20 PM  

i bet its tanning spray

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 3:32 PM  

you know what dicks.. I'd like to think it's real because I, unlike all of you, still have my childlike sense of wonder. How about for once we just say hey that's cool and leave it at that.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 4:22 PM  

I agree with ^
It's cool. I've done smaller things like this with henna by accident. I had a tan-too of a crescent moon for like two years after a vacation to the bahamas. If I had known the tan would do that, I'd have thought it out better. Then I got one on purpose a few years later, though it somehow didn't last as long. So this kind of thing is not impossible.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 4:35 PM  

I think all of the above comments are fake.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 6:30 PM  

Y'all get so hung up on Photoshop and calling each other names that you miss the most obvious thing: compare the before and after pics of the left side of his lower neck, just above the collarbone.

Anonymous,  October 25, 2009 7:43 PM  

no random dot thinger above collar bone.

Anonymous,  October 26, 2009 12:34 PM  

all of the above comments are shopped. i can tell. there all pixely and stuff. iv seen many shops in my day. and lots of photoshopped pictures too.

Anonymous,  October 26, 2009 7:18 PM  

Woah, he has wide hips!

Anonymous,  October 30, 2009 11:28 PM  

Thanks for the last few comments. Win for humor and sarcasm!! Yeeessss!

Angie October 31, 2009 12:36 AM  

to all the d-bags everywhere saying things are "shopped" bc of "the pixels".. all digital pics have pixels.

Jacob October 31, 2009 1:02 AM  

ya for sure shopped, you can tell by the pixels. To Angie, i have seen a ton of shops in my day and i can tell the pixels are off.

Jacob October 31, 2009 1:04 AM  

Ya for sure shopped. You can tell by the pixels. To Angie, i have seen a ton of shops in my day and i can tell the pixels are off in this one.

Anonymous,  October 31, 2009 5:00 AM  

these are soo photoshopped that even yo mama would understand that they are devils little trick on human. pixels are seen (made by satan) and photos are shopped over and again. photoshop is from the hell dont use it if you like god!

Anonymous,  October 31, 2009 11:16 AM  

Look at the first picture. Then look at the second. In the second there's a dot but according to the first picture that piece of skin was covered.
Still cool looking though.

bsci2_,  October 31, 2009 3:48 PM  

It’s obviously photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels, and because I’ve seen quite a few ’shoops in my life.

Angie October 31, 2009 10:22 PM  

idc if it is or not..(i'm SURE it is but idc, not my point) you sound like a d-bag either way saying things about pixels and how many "shops" or "shoops" you've seen in your "day"..

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